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Funny to hear some of the stuff he gets up to....
£10,000 in parking fines.
• Car has been impounded 27 times.
• £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team....
• Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
• Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
• Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
• Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
• The "bib" saga.
• Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
• Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
• Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
• Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
• Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
• Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
• Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
• He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
• Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
• After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
• Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
• Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
• Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
• Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
• Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
• Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
• Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
• Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
• Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
• Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
• Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
• Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
• Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.
• Went in to Manchester Uni library and tried to pay off all outstanding book fines for everyone.
• Adopted a stray cat which keeps going in to their training sessions
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Can't see him lasting in Liverpool.
London was the only option...... Gunners
Where are all the MANURE supporters on this site!!!!
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Model turns referee
Meet Claudia Romani, the Italian
glamour model who is trading in her heels for football boots to follow
her dream of becoming a professional referee.
Only in Italy…
The 32-year-old has passed the exam required to officiate in the top
tiers of Italian football in her bid to become the first female to take
charge of a Serie A game.
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“Running around on the pitch with all those players and calling the shots is just an irresistible opportunity,” she said.
Thursday’s Paper Talk reported on Katarina Sreckovic
- the Serbian TV presenter whose good looks were distracting players –
and we can only imagine how the Serie A stars might react to Ms Romani
out in the middle.
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As a Ref will she have a pink card instead of a red card?
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Now Man City.... they should be renamed Aguero City as he is the only contributor and they should substitute goalkeeper Hart for Caballero. Hart was very fortunate with that double kick that resulted in the non goal. I predicted Hart would become England's keeper when he was on loan to Birmingham City but sadly since he fell in love with himself and plus got the new girlfriend he has been a shadow of the Goalkeeper I once observed.
As it stands both Manchester managers should get the boot because they have allowed overpaid players to just turn up with apathetic attitudes. I don't just blame the managers because those said players should also be banished. Too much money to just show up. Ronaldo gets a fortune but has it impacted his attitude and desire?
I'm certain many clubs would love to have the financial power to build the class of squads United and City are able to do and as it stands would probably have been more competitive with that depth of talent. Thank you Manchester clubs for making this season a non event before December.
'I knew there was problems with decision making at FIFA when I didn't make the ballon d'Or shortlist'
Might have to get up early to see Italy give them a lesson.
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Think you were quite lucky to get a draw looking at the stats?
Thank f%^*& ESPN went back to the game as they had some filler on as I was thought Italy would come out on top but it was not to be.
Gallery: Fireworks at Italy v Croatia
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San Siro resembles a war zone in the second half as chaos ensues.
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What was the Boban brain fade as I don't remember it?
I remember Thuram scored 2 for France & think they are his only international goals.